Serrriously! Listen, the man is completely nutballs - sadly, the dream of him being a nice, normal, mentally-stable human being are gone forever - but, (and this is a big but) this image of Tom's new face almost (just almost) convinces you that he's the same old handsome man who wooed in Jerry Maguire and caused a little palm sweating in Mission Impossible. He looks like he dipped his head in the Scientology fountain and went back to 1996! I'm super duper impressed.
I acknowledge that this lighting is superb (as is his hair, but that's another story), that many photographers (even paparazzi) have their shots photoshopped these days and that he is in excellent physical condition. All that aside, you can't make sweet, sweet lemonade like this with sour fruit. His companion is proof of that statement. It's hard to believe Cammy D is a full 10 years younger than Tommy Boy! Dang, girl! What did you do to yo face, child? You're getting Meg Ryan cheeks! (Prepare yourself for that posting... a clear sequel to my Joan Allen diatribe.)
Alright, Mr. Cruise, I'm giving you a point on my scoreboard. If you keep away from your squinty "wife" and avoid reminding us that you're a Xenu-loving, Dr. Phil-wannabe, crazy-town nutjob, then I think there's hope for you yet.
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